We are in the age of social media, and ofcourse when you yourself are the one who signed up for it, a little stalking is a must. But how do you spot a stalker on Social Media? Here are some amazing ways to find one!
The Silent Retweeter
Oh no! This guy doesn’t follow you; he doesn’t even give a shit about what you do. But yes, his constant retweets of your tweets ensure that he is always on your mind. They are the ones who will even end up retweeting every single thing you write. Every once in a while, they take a break though. Don’t be fooled, they are just busy retweeting someone else. ;)
The Photo Viewer
There is absolutely no way to spot this stalker, unless your photograph makes them itch enough to click that ‘like’ button. They are one of those friends who added you long back and are lost in your memory, like that visiting card of Chanduram Halwai in your wallet.
The Surprising Sherlock
Well, this person knows everything about you. They know where you work through LinkedIn, what you had for dinner through Instagram, where you shop through your check-ins, what you dislike through Twitter and so on…They follow you everywhere and once you meet them. BAM! They shower with the “Ya-I-know-that” trick on you before you can say “Sherlock”.
The Obsessed One
As the word says, they are obsessed with you. You are like in a relationship with them. Only this time, you are absolutely unaware of it. Think of ‘Urmila Matondkar’ from Pyaar tune kya kiya, add the social media twist, and you have this one’s description out there.
The “Sup”erior one
This guy is the reason people hate the ‘last seen’ feature on Whatsapp. This guy is also the reason there is a “turn off chat” option on Facebook. You get the point.
The Shy one
This guy/girl has a straight face. But since they are stalking you, expect an occasional “hehe” or “lol” or +1 from them. They just don’t want to sound too pushy and so they resort to measures that keep the conversations minimal.
So which ones have you spotted till now? Let us know in the comments below!