9 Really Annoying Things Friends Say To Prove That They Are Social Animals

1. Status (always) Updated! “You won’t believe what happened at the party last night.”

Liar Liar

Yeah, I don’t believe anything you say.

2. “Ek minute ruk ja, mujhe FB pe check in toh karne de.”

2

For what? Eating chooran in your bedroom!

3. “I tagged you in a photo of the mash potatoes we ate in July’11.”

3

Thanks. I hate you more than ever now.

4. “Yaar, why do these random people follow me on Instagram?”

4

Erm, precisely because you want them to?

5. “No, no. It’s just a small gathering of like 60-70 people at the tweetup.”

5

Are you even listening to yourself?

6. Check my status on Facebook. And oh, don’t forget to ‘like’ it.”

7

This doesn’t get older, it only gets more annoying.

7. “Ya ya, I know him through a common Twitter friend.”

8-1

I’ve heard that one before.

8. “Bruh, it’s #FRIDAY!”

9

Bruh, I don’t care.

9. “But first, let me take a selfie.”

10-1

Pfft. Go. Die.

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