PornHub’s copywriter is the reason for their parallel Twitter popularity

While ‘Pornhub’ is self explanatory, and the website is well known for what they do, the brand is equally popular for their witty and hilarious Twitter activity. There is sufficient proof suggesting the PornHub copywriter is one of the best .

Surely I don’t have to tell you this, but you might know that Twitter is one of the strangest, and the most amusing of places to be. It’s a place where a fast food joint (read Wendy’s) roasts the life out of some, and has cultivated a parallel popularity for their wit and humour. Same goes for the PornHub copywriter who has achieved an incredible amount of notoriety for making people happy, but not like PornHub does.

Not much is known about PornHub’s copywriter, who is rumoured to be a girl named Aria, as is evident by the account name although all the other information about this person is sadly hearsay. Oh well, anonymous maybe but we don’t need a name to appreciate talent.

Here are some of the wittiest comebacks, replies, random tweets and captions from the PornHub copywriter behind the bulletproof image of PornHub on Twitter despite the general taboo associated with porn.

I have nothing. pic.twitter.com/LdVjGSYb4R

— Pornhub ARIA (@Pornhub) February 7, 2018

Forget mom! What about nana!! pic.twitter.com/dSd5UgSNMo

— Pornhub ARIA (@Pornhub) February 6, 2018

"When two people kiss, they create a long tube from butthole to butthole."

— Pornhub ARIA (@Pornhub) January 30, 2018

Bach we've got free Pornhub Premium on Valentines. I gotchu. https://t.co/DR7Q4g8qtk

— Pornhub ARIA (@Pornhub) January 26, 2018

Happy Australia Day from the two koalas having sex in our logo to you! pic.twitter.com/SzrOIvIQgD

— Pornhub ARIA (@Pornhub) January 26, 2018

If you die during an orgasm, you're coming and going at the same time.

— Pornhub ARIA (@Pornhub) June 11, 2017

HELLO I AM THE MAYOR. pic.twitter.com/dEyPj3Pe5z

— Pornhub ARIA (@Pornhub) April 24, 2016

You’re really late shosh

— Pornhub ARIA (@Pornhub) February 6, 2018

have you ever used pornhub?

— Pornhub ARIA (@Pornhub) February 5, 2018

Did you know: Superman could hear his adopted parents having sex in incredible detail, every time?

— Pornhub ARIA (@Pornhub) August 12, 2015

Ever think about the fact that the owner of a dildo company literally profits off you going and fucking yourself.

— Pornhub ARIA (@Pornhub) August 7, 2015

@aguywithnolife excuse me? We have 38000 anal fisting videos.

— Pornhub ARIA (@Pornhub) January 20, 2014

I cant stop staring at this tents asshole. pic.twitter.com/hE6kr2ezRA

— Pornhub ARIA (@Pornhub) August 7, 2015

Honestly, this is exactly how good copywriters should be, and then, the world would be a much happier place. Just a little bit, but happier.

Do you pride yourself in creative writing? Are you able to churn out a digital plan for any brand out there? Now is your time to shine!

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