People read astrological columns for a varied number of reasons whether it be out of habit or for entertainment. Some forecasts give a very humorous and sarcastic take on why individuals belonging to a certain Zodiac behave and sometimes these forecasts just reveal the hard hitting truth. Even on social media, all the 12 Zodiac signs behave and react to situations accordingly. Check out how every Zodiac sign makes use of their social media.
ARIES (March 21 – April 19)
The egotistical Ram likes to be the first everywhere and it’s no different on social media. A typical Aries will make sure he makes the first comment on every post and most likely become the reporter on Facebook whenever a news goes viral. They always like to jump on the bandwagon while being clueless throughout.
TAURUS (April 20 – May 20)
The most stubborn of all the zodiacs, the Bull likes to stay in his comfort zone and doesn’t like to heckled. They believe in the finer things in life and always keep posting photos that depict the #GoodLife. The Bull doesn’t like to be the butt of offensive jokes and sarcasm on Facebook.
GEMINI (May 21 – June 20)cover photos never settling for one. It’s hard to get a read on what exactly they wish to say as they can be extremely witty with their status updates and then overtly dumb the next moment.
CANCER (June 21 -July 22)
The sensitive and emotional Cancer wears their heart on their sleeves. The need to constantly post photos and status updates with the instant gratification that comes with it, is probably the Cancer. They are highly dependant on your positive comments on Facebook and Instagram , as a single negative comment might just crack the Crab’s soft shell.
LEO (July 23 -August 22)
The bossiest of the lot. The Lion likes to prowl around Facebook and Instagram keeping tabs on everyone thinking it’s their jungle. Leo will not tolerate any funny jokes and trolls, well at least not on their walls. They don’t like being buzzed on chat nor will they accept randoms on their friend list.
VIRGO (August 23 -September 22) – Virgo not the brightest of all of the zodiac signs. They are most independable of the lot. So even if you ask them to not tag you on Facebook in those drunken pictures, they will go ahead and do it anyways. These are the people who’s status updates read “Hacked” or “I’m Gay” because they forgot to log out of their a/c.
LIBRA (September 23 -October 22) – Librans are deemed to be perfectionists. So perfect that they are unable to see through their own imperfections. They will make a spelling error on their captions or status updates and when pointed out, they will come up with an elaborate excuse as to why it is. They are the people who come up with status updates like “Keep the no of likes and comments on this status equal” Keeping the balance you see, at any cost.
SCORPIO (October 23 – November 21)
The absolute vermin of the zodiac list. The Scorpio will deactivate all his social media a/c just to garner attention. They will neither comment or like anyone’s pictures. Just stalk your profile, your GF’s profile and your GF’s Ex’es profile.
SAGGITARIUS (November 22 – December 21)
The Archer is the most vivacious among all the others. Their pictures always come out flawless and candid making all the others wonder “What the hell are we doing wrong?” No matter how gorgeous, these people are careless and keep adding random friends just for increasing their social network.
CAPRICORN (December 22 – January 19)
The Goat is the most mocked about on social media by their friends. He/She doesn’t even realise when the joke is being pulled on him. These are the people who forget their passwords being the clumsy beast that they are.
AQUARIUS (January 20 – February 18)
The Water Bearer is the most emotionally disconnected and cold hearted zodiac. these are friends who will send you a link of their picture to like and comment on it. Anything that gets them a VIP seat to that next music fest or wine tasting session, an Aquarius will do on social media.
PISCES (Feb. 19 – March 20)
The Pisces is the coolheaded and composed zodiac sign. However, don’t let these traits fool you. The Fishies will congratulate you on your changed Married or Engaged status on Facebook but inside their head they have killed you 10 times and probably brimming with jealously.