Biswa Kalyan Rath voices what every bachelor looking for a house has been thinking

Biswa Kalyan Rath

You may have heard about the new Mission Impossible movie, and the breath-taking stunts that Tom Cruise would be performing this time around. Rumours say that Tom Cruise, currently (and perhaps eternal) bachelor, is going to try and rent a flat in the movie!

Okay well we made that bit up, but when you put the words Mission Impossible, breath-taking stunt, bachelor, flat and rent together, it makes up for one hell of a movie right?

Oh, you think this is exaggeration?

Would you believe us if we prove it to you?

How about some mathematical proof?

Professor Biswa Kalyan Rath from the University of Homeless Bachelors’, brings us mathematical proof of every bachelor’s misfortune, using the laws of Landlord Ki Marzi, Estate Agent Ki Manmaani and Housing Society Ki Problems.

Problems, problems and problems. Relevant problems and irrelevant problems. Problems with your diet, your timings, your relationship status, and your friends.

You like to eat non-vegetarian food? Too bad, the landlord won’t allow it. You have to travel for hours to get to work because this is the only decent place you could find?

Your girlfriend and you are forced to sit at the Marine Drive promenade because the landlord says ‘NO LADIES GUESTS!’ or vice versa.

Compromise is the name of the game, and if that is a game you do not wish to play, your answer lies at, for #HomesThatDontDiscriminate.